UFO sightings at G-Lab

A cluster of mysterious phenomena occured recently at G-Lab. Join us to resolve this puzzle!

In the last few days an alarming rise was noted in the number of reported unindentified flying objects. The phenomena occured mostly on the terrace of the backyard, and could be observed through the windows of the kitchen.

A Crisis-Committee was formed on short notice, a grid of video and audio surveillance equipment, thermal cameras and motion detectors were deployed.

The obtained data revealed that the flying objects were mostly flowers (sometimes bulbs), slippers, little or medium-sized household- or gardening objects – moving at unexpectedly high speeds or at unusual angles. Further analysis of the images raised the possibility of some unidentified biotic activity on the terrace during the evolution of these phenomena. Some videocaptures showed a glimpse of a little, fast-moving black shadow flicking across the terrace, with a motion which seemed to be in accordance with a macroscopic version of Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle.  We made further data-mining and the systematic search turned up surprising results: the attacked plants were all yellow, and the flying objects were formerly in close contact with humans (slippers, boots, gardening gloves, etc). Regarding to the little black, fast-moving spot, similar descriptions were reported in the captain’s log of an intergalactic cargo-ship, the Nostromo (after an overdue rescue mission to an alien ship, where a minor incident happened).

Of course, the first suspicioned was our two-month old newcomer, Fritz^z von Hochen Berettyóburg, ensign at our Homeland Security Dept. He was submitted to a new physical examination and a psychological profile was made. (photo). The results excluded him from the list of suspects: as you may see, even the junior collar is too large for him, and he is acting as a helpless, care-dependent, quiet and polite little dog. Only one aspect was noted – but it’s importance was not recognized at the moment: the little dog’s ears became erected at an unusual young age. 

The investigations were blocked here. The Crisis-Committee decided to form a task-force to deal with the situation, and to deploy an away-team in the middle of the phenomena to get further information. Do to the potential hazards and extraordinary importance of the mission, the leadership of the task-force was assigned to Dodó von Hochen Érmellék, Chief Instructor of Homeland Security Agents. (CI-HAS). Our braveharted dog embraced the situation with a glance (braveharted, because she fell asleep, when we watched the first part of the Alien trilogy, where sgt Ripley – enacted by Sigourney Weaver – had to chase the little black lifeform) and went out in the middle of unexplicable phenomena.

Shortly frightening sounds were heard from the terrace and we understood that Dodó engaged a battle with the Unknown. Equipped with monitoring devices, we boldly went out to offer back-up for our knight and enlarge the boundaries of human knowledge – at whatever price to pay.

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But surprise: the opponenent of our CI-HAS was the little ensign. The supposed fight, thought to be a close combat, hand to hand and teeth to teeth, turned up in a play between two friends. Mystery solved – case closed.

Supplementary note – the reportings of IFO’s (identified flying objects) remains an unsolved issue. But we are working on it.

Supplementary supplementary note No animals were harmed in the making of this website.